Good evening ladies and gentlemen, doggies and kitties. This is The Daily Bone
and I'm your pertinacious doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens.
Tonight we have a featured report by our savvy guest correspondent Maddie Cat.
Meow and hello. My Joanna human is nuts. Why? Because she willfully left the warmth of our home to go out to Hamlin Beach on the shores of Lake Ontario on a cold winter day. I honestly cannot understand why someone would do that when her time could be better spent in my presence! Well anyway, this is what she saw:
|A bleak beach.|
|Millions of zebra mussel shells.|
A big flock of silly geese. These were not the fat, waddling mall geese that block traffic and poop all over parking lots. These were wild Canada geese that stayed far away from the camera.
|Doggie foot prints.|
|A strange species of turtle.|
|Dead leaves and sticks.|
|An unfortunate loon.|
|A toy truck.|
|Lots and lots of freezing cold water and sand.|
Again, why she would go there instead of stay at home with me, is beyond reason!
Thank you Maddie Cat. What I can't understand is why she didn't take you along!