Hello. This is your food-minded doggie reporter Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens and this is The Daily Bone yum yum delicious edibles column.
Look what I found on top of the compost pile! I’m a very good scavenger!
It’s a cauliflower heart with some leaves still attached. Well, technically it’s not a fruit. It’s a vegetable.
|Crunch crunch crunch.|
But it’s just as yummy and delicious as a fruit! Don’t tell anyone I stole it. No one will notice it’s missing. Anyway, it’s good to eat a lot of vegetables. They’re low calorie and have a lot of fiber. What more could a doggie ask for? I mean, why would the humans just toss it out in the compost when it’s perfectly good for eating? Cruciferous vegetables are completely harmless for doggies and full of vitamins. Why give it to the bugs and worms? What could possibly go wrong?
|Munch munch munch.|
The next day …
OK, OK. So I have a bit of gas. You can turn the fan off now. I get the point!