Good evening. This is the Daily Bone and I’m your humble doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens.
Well, it’s that time of year again. The humans look back on the year and tell us all the horrible things that happened. Plane crashes, nasty terrorists and fanatics, riots, bombings, shootings, horrifying diseases. It’s enough to make you want to hide under the bed! I could write an entire treatise on the subject of evil human atrocities!
But my ghostwriter is quite tired from working. So I’ll just submit to you a few pictures, with comments, and good wishes.
|Teamwork works great against the forces of evil …|
|… but sometimes it's OK to just let the squirrel have the damn peanut.|
|Successful negotiations start with making a funny face.|
Make resolutions you can actually keep:
|I resolve to eat more yum yums.|
|I resolve to get a haircut.|
|Be thankful for what you have.|
|Take time to look up and appreciate the moon …|
|… and taste the sunshine.|
|Run like crazy!|
|Sleep like crazy too!|
|Happy New Year everyone!|
|Now go back to sleep!|