We interrupt this program to bring you a TDB fast breaking news flash. This is your incredulous doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens.
Be very, very quiet. Do you see what I see?
THREE evil squirrels!
They're having a picnic under the birdie feeder!
Can you believe it????
I was very clever and quiet. Ghostwriter's been trying to teach me not to bark right away. It gives those squirrels a head start. I finally remembered this. She let me and my stealthy associate Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens out the door as quietly as possible. And …
They went up there! Now it's time for detective work by the
DOUBLE DOGGIE HOMELAND SECURITY SYSTEM!
See that pile of leaves up there? It seems the Evil Squirrel Cartel has renewed its building plans. I'm sure they'd like to set up their headquarters in our silver maple tree.
Look at all this leaf litter. Proof of construction. Hey Joey dog, come help me sniff them out. Joey?
I'm kind of busy right now.
I goth a pear shtuck in my teefeths.
Um, a litthle helph pleash.
Hey, what's this?
Hey, these are delicious!
We'll just get ghostwriter to blast those squirrels with the hose. Meanwhile, we'll eat up all the pears ourselves. That way the squirrels won't get them!