This is a fast breaking TDB news flash. I'm your enthusiastic doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens.
Look what I got! That's right, it's a squeaky toy!
My Jessy human got it for me all the way from Planet Florida!
Ghostwriter took it from me just to look at it. I just about had an apoplectic fit! But she gave it back after a few photos.
So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and hide it before anyone else takes it!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.