Wednesday, July 1, 2015

New Kitty In Town

Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens. 


A new kitten has come to live at the home of our friend Maddie Cat. His name is Tiberius. Welcome, Tibi, to our family. We hope you like science geeks! 


Here is what Maddie thinks of him: 

You have GOT to be kidding me! 

In other news, we've had even more rain! Good grief! When is it going to stop? Our back yard is a swamp again. 


As you know, I don't mind splashing through puddles and trampling through mud. My esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens, however, hates getting his feet wet (unless squirrels are involved.)

Do I really have to go? 


And now for a message from

THE DOUBLE DOGGIE HOMELAND SECURITY SYSTEM

Squirrels have been spotted stealing pears from our pear tree. Take a look at this chewed up pear we found (below.) Obviously a squirrel committed this crime.



The Double Doggie Homeland Security System is on the case, sniffing out clues and patrolling the yard so that no more pears will be lost to the Evil Squirrel Cartel.

THE DOUBLE DOGGIE HOMELAND SECURITY SYSTEM

PREVENTING PERPETRATORS FROM PILFERING PEARS 24/7

AND BARKING IS ALWAYS FREE.





9 comments:

  1. Hello Tibi, you are a little cutie Pie!
    Wow, your got some cheeky squirrels there Chester, eating your pears, whatever next!!! Bet Joey's not happy with them stealing his yum, yums!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. Hi guys, glad to see that you are protecting your yard from those pesky squirrels. My sister Tuvia, who is a sheltie, doesn't like getting her feet wet so she tip-toes along. Do you think that Joey and my sister are somehow related?

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  3. Crikey ..... Maddie looks none too happy, aye?? Tiberius is very cute. That's some handle though. I hope he's not a gloomy bloke like his namesake was supposed to be.
    A squirrels eating the pears?? Struth ....... better up the patrols!!

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  4. Welcome to your new home, Tibi - we hope you are given a big welcoming from Maddie:)

    You go get those squirrels - they have no right to those pears!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  5. Chester-
    That is a cute little kitty you got there!

    Can you come help me with MY squirrel, rabbit and deer problems? It's gonna take a small army!

    Wyatt

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  6. Awwwwwwwe! Cute kitteh!!!! Butts Maddie doesn't look too thrilled abouts sharin' her crib...☺
    Nows, those pilfering tree rats have got to be chased outta town guys!!!! I sure am glads the DDHS is on the case!!
    Keep us informed....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  7. Tibi is just too cute! Stoopid squirrels! The nerve of them!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  8. Welcome Tibi!

    Naughty pear stealing tree rats.
    Do you have them stealing other things too, like tomatoes and corn if you grow those? They used to steal almost all when we had a garden here...Grrr!

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