Wednesday, July 22, 2015

The I Can't Think Of Anything To Write Post

Hello. This is your serious doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens. 


My ghostwriter has worked sixteen days in a row with only one day off! She has worked double shifts, half shifts, and back-to-back shifts. This is preposterous! Never fear, though. I have a lot of funny pictures to make up for it. You know what happens when ghostwriter is too tired to write, right? I take over and you never know what I might come up with! OK let's go! First up: funny faces! 



Next. random fuzzy bumblebee:


Here we have an example of the classic cocker spaniel eye roll:

You don't really think I peed on that chair leg, do you? 

How about a few comics?

Dog Eat Doug

Dogs of C-Kennel

Red and Rover


And now a word from my esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens, Doggie Chief Inspector, comestibles division and founder of the Yum Yum Coalition. 

Greetings fellow doggies everywhere! Today I'm showing the optimal angles for some serious food watching. Below, I'm in my favorite spot next to the table. If I'm quiet and patient I always get a few samples of whatever the humans are eating. 

Grilled pork chop. macaroni and cheese, with steamed mixed vegetables. Yum!

Below I'm demonstrating the best angle for food watching when your human is cooking food in the kitchen. I'm facing the kitchen, alert for anything that might get dropped while staying out from underfoot. The humans hate it when you're right underfoot while they're cooking. Although it makes it more likely that they'll drop something, it also increases the probability someone will get burned. 


Now this, below, is the best angle of all! 




Well, that wasn't just a word, Joey. That was more like a dissertation! 






Isn't it bedtime now?



9 comments:

  1. Sometimes pictures say things just as well as words!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  2. I always go for da underfoot and trippin em strategy.

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  3. Great posting there pups, you did a good stand-in fur the tired ghostwriter!

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  4. I haf to say yous very, very handsome Chester!
    Take care of ghostwriter you fellas, snuggle up and make sure she gets plenty of sleeps!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  5. The kitchen is our favorite room in the house to hang out in - especially when mom is having a clumsy day!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  6. those are all great pics today and we agree - kitchens are the best

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  7. We are tired just thinking about the assistant's work schedule
    Lily & Edward

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  8. There is nothing wrong with a good mishmash post and this one fits the bill pawfectly. We loved it:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  9. Oh we really enjoyed this story, sometimes these stories are pictures are just the best. stella rose

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