Wow! We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for a TDB fast breaking news flash! I'm your excited doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens, live and on the spot.
More sticks have suddenly appeared next to the compost pile in our back yard!
They're all nice and fresh, with scents of birdie feet and evil squirrels.
Here's Dad using his special stick cutting tool. It kind of looks like a fishing pole. But it extends really far up, and has a cutter on the end that he can close using the attached rope. Ingenious!
I guess we can have a holiday weekend super blow-out 2-for-2 sale on sticks. Two doggie yum yums will get you not one, but two—count 'em—two sticks! Take your pick. Choose your size. Hurry in today and get yours before they're gone! This sale is gonna be HUGE!!!!!!!
(If this keeps up all summer, we'll be rich!)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.