Saturday, July 25, 2015

Another New Squeaky Toy

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this TDB news flash! I'm your jubilant doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens. I received another new squeaky toy! Wow! 


Can you believe it? This one looks like a squirrel or a fox, but has a chewy rope for a tail. 


Who would do such a thing? It required immediate surgery! I used the thoracic route and removed most of the stuffing and the squeaker. It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it. 

Whew! We got it just in time!


I could not separate the rope thing on such short notice, but I'll give it another try later. Oh, and check this out: It's a warning label on a doggie toy! Good grief! Those humans sure are paranoid! 


We now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in progress.


Wait a minute! This just in: Tibi has just received a new squeaky toy. I shall make a mental note to instruct him on proper squeaky toy technique, since he obviously does not know that he has to chew a hole in it, take out the stuffing, and then remove the squeaker. 


We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, unless something else comes up. 

8 comments:

  1. you did an excellent job on deading that stuffie :)

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  2. Killing squeaky toys is what you are supposed to do, right?
    Good work!

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  3. Good job takin care of that toy! Must kill!

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  4. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! NEW SQUEAKY TOY! Hurray!!!

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  5. Good work on the Squeakectomy!

    Abby Lab

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  6. Job well done - all squeakers must be killed!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  7. You do nice work, Chester!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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