Saturday, May 24, 2014

TDB Doggie News Flash

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this important Doggie News Flash. This is your nosy news doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens along with my astute and observant assistant Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens for The Daily Bone.


Ducks have just been sighted in our neighborhood. In fact, they were on the lawn right next door to our yard! Wow! There is always a lone duck that arrives this time of year to inspect the greenbelt for possible nesting real estate sites. This time, there were five! One flew away before we could get our cameras ready, so here are four: three male mallards and one female.

Amazing!
Oops. Wait a minute. Here's a photo with all five of them, although the quality is not as good.

Astounding! 
We will  increase our surveillance activity of the surrounding area for the next few days. You can be sure that if more ducks are sighted we will be the first to know. You can trust The Daily Bone for up-to-the-minute coverage and professional in-depth analysis! For the best local, national and world wide news, as it happens, tune into The Daily Bone.

The Daily Bone, where we always have  …
… should we say it?  …
…I'm not going to say it. You say it …
OK, OK. Where we always have our ducks in a row! 
QUAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Wow wow wow!! As we were typing this story into the computer, the big giant crow flew into the tree right outside our window! Here's snapshot. What unprecedented luck! 


The Daily Bone. We rock!

1 comment:

  1. LOL funny, we can see you have all your ducks in a row. Have a serene Sunday and let us all enjoy some big easy today.
    Best wishes Molly

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