Today Ironing Board Man—my favorite super hero!—made a sneak appearance. He was ironing the grass along the sidewalks of our neighborhood for some reason.
After a bit of research I found out the problem was that one of Ironing Board Man’s arch enemies, the mysterious Dr. Frost Heaves, was very busy creating lumps and bumps in the lawns everywhere. Apparently the long winter with its changeable weather patterns was especially conducive to Dr. Frost Heaves’s diabolical activity. Now that I think about it, our yard does seem to be particularly bumpy right now. I wonder if Iron Board Man might help us out and iron our yard too? I’m worried one of my humans might trip and get hurt. Now if I could just get a hold of Ironing Board Man and tell him about our plight. Oh, by the way, Dr. Frost Heaves is also responsible for multitudes of potholes in the roads. Wow, he sure sounds like an evil character!
In the meantime, I’m going to keep a close watch out the window. Maybe I’ll be able to catch Dr. Frost Heaves myself. After all, homeland security is a doggie's most important job! Below is a picture of my colleague Special Agent Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens on a scouting mission. He has detected no criminal activity so far. And that’s a memo.
Here's a video on how frost heaves work:
|Birdie and squirrel foot prints, worms, poop, and pee are all I'm detecting right now. If any evil villain has been here, the trail is quite cold!|
|A doggie's work is never done!|