Facebook?

Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your humble doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.

I have been thinking about possibly getting my own facebook. I always look at my ghost writer’s facebook and see all kinds of weird, funny and amazing things. 

To this I comment: huh?

My dignified and erudite associate, Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel, Doggie Chief Inspector, comestibles division, says he should be on my facebook too.

Then he could answer important food-related questions, like this one: is a double yolk egg a bad omen? According to the Yum Yum Coalition Safe Yum Yums Directory, the answer is simple: no. It is a promise of potential yumminess. If you are still in doubt, just give the double yolk eggs to your nearest doggie! I assure you, doggies are not the least bit superstitious, especially when it comes to yum yums.

Here are some new friends I would only have known about through facebook:

Doozer from Columbus, Ohio.

Ratchet from Columbus, Ohio too. 

Cub from Skaneateles New York. 

I have also discovered that being fat isn’t so bad. There is an artist who loves to draw, and then share on facebook, jolly, rotund characters like these:

So to our new friend Molly in the UK, tell your human she should put you on an all-you-can-eat diet! Don’t worry. You will never look like Godzilla. You will only get cuter, like me. Visit Molly on the address below.

www.mollythewally.blogspot.com

Finally, here is one last item: a link to a report on dog kisses entitled, “How Dirty Are Your Dog’s Kisses?”

Pucker up!

how-dirty-are-your-dogs-kisses

So what do you think? Facebook or not?