Boring Phone Call

Hello fellow bloggers. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your dedicated doggie reporter 

Chester L. W. Spaniel.

It seems history has a way of repeating itself. For example, I'm going to show you what I wrote in The Daily Bone way back in 2013 regarding government spying on USA citizens. I think you'll find it funny. 

The NSA is collecting your phone calls in order to screen out possible terrorist activity. Some people think this is an invasion of privacy. I'm of two minds about this. First, now that the terrorists know this, they'll find other means of communicating. Second, I can't think of anything more boring than listening to billions of phone calls! In fact, maybe they should start using them as a form of torture. Imagine how fast a would-be terrorist would spill his guts if he had to listen to your phone calls for hours and hours! To prove my point, you can listen in on my next phone call to my esteemed colleague, Special Agent Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel, and here it is:

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Wow! That was so boring I fell asleep! 

Fast forward to 2017. Now people are saying the government is watching you through your computer, television, cell phone, and other electronic devices, even the microwave! Yipes! Whatever will they see? Ghostwriter is blowing her nose in a kleenex, and listening to Russian pop music on her computer. Oh  my! Dad is sorting through a bunch of pennies and watching a Chinese crime scene investigation series with subtitles on Netflix. How suspicious! Now, be honest, how many of you out there read your text messages while sitting on the pot? Multi-tasking, or toxic gas warfare? And the microwave will be constantly monitoring the fruit bowl on the counter for terrorist activity! Whoa, look out! Commando tomatoes and a suicide apple! Bwahahahahaha! 

Instead of wondering about whether the government is watching you clean your ear with a q-tip, or chew a hangnail in front of the computer screen, relax and watch this hilarious video for a while. It'll get your mind off those worrisome things. 

Oh, if you're really daring, go to youtube and type in "ello" to find all that Russian pop music. The CIA, the FBI, and the NSA will be knocking on your door within minutes!