We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this urgent TDB news flash. I'm your reliant doggie commentator Special Agent Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens reporting live from the crime scene.
For the last few days we've been watching this lovely little sunflower open up. It was growing under the window bird feeder from a seed that was dropped.
Here it is today:
Obviously a slimy, dastardly, inconsiderate operative from the Evil Squirrel Cartel stole it. This is not the first case of sunflower beheading around here. But what makes this crime so heinous is that the perpetrator didn't even eat it!
As you can see in these forensic crime scene photos, this innocent sunflower was simple torn apart for no good reason!
It seems the Evil Squirrel Cartel has reached a new low in depravity!
My fastidious colleague Special Agent Chester L. W. Stephens is busy conducting a thorough investigation of the site.
You can be sure the Double Doggie Homeland Security System will be working overtime today!
We will keep you updated on any further developments.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.