We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this fast breaking TDB news flash. I'm your serious doggie reporter Special Agent Chester L. W. Stephens along with my resolute associate Special Agent Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens. We are live, and on location in our back yard.
The Evil Squirrel Cartel has been snarfing pears again! We picked up over a dozen pears from the ground under the pear tree! All of them were only partially eaten. What a waste!
|Chomp chomp chomp.|
Special Agent Joey tried to eat up as many as he could before they started to spoil and turn brown. I pitched in and ate a couple too. They were quite delicious, I must say.
But that was not all!
We also found evidence that the Squirrel Cartel has resumed building their winter headquarters in our silver maple tree. See that clump of leaves and sticks up there? A month ago, ghostwriter blasted it with the hose, forcing those twitchy tree rats to reconsider their real estate endeavor. But apparently, they must have laundered their nuts and refinanced or something.
We doggies have been postulating that perhaps the Evil Squirrel Cartel could be holding an operative from the Conniving Chipmunk Consortium for ransom. As you can see in this video, below, there is no honor among thieves!
The Double Doggie Homeland Security System will have to redouble their efforts to protect our wonderful tasty pears from those voracious and wasteful miscreants.
It's going to be a long haul to get our scrumptious pears to perfection without those noisome, nut-brained, fur-bearing varmints stealing them. In the meantime, please enjoy this video of a very dizzy squirrel. (hint hint : ghostwriter's birthday is coming up and we doggies think we should get her a spinning-around birdie feeder thing like that. Imagine how we doggies could clean up if the squirrels got really dizzy before we go out and chase them!)