We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this important fast breaking news alert flash story or something. I'm your flustered and impatient doggie spokes doggie reporter whatever …
It's a squeaky toy! I'm supposed to have the squeaky toy! I found it in that box in the closet of Professor Braydie Spiker's top secret alien supernatural paranormal x-files squeaky toys collection that she gave me in her will! House rules clearly state that all squeaky toys are to be remanded to me immediately for desqueaking and stuffing removal!
Behold! It has a squeaky and crinklies and chewy rings and a designer tag too!
It was a zombie squeaky toy, so I took out its brain!