Thursday, November 20, 2014

Evil Squirrel Cartel Invades Hawthorns

Hello friends and fans everywhere. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your diligent doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Stephens. 




We have some cold, windy, snowy weather around here. This morning, there were two squirrels in the hawthorn tree eating up all the berries! 




My esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) and I zoomed out to chase them away. 




No sooner had we gone indoors, when they were back to their diabolic thievery! Here I am dashing through the snow! Go away evil squirrels! Leave the hawthorn berries for the birdies. You have acorns to eat in the next yard over! 




Wow! It's cold out there! I came right back into the house promptly after that foray! 




The snow hadn’t even melted off my nose when I had to go out and chase them yet again! 






It's going to be a long day! 


TDB Food Flash by Joey dog


Um, excuse me, but are you planning to eat that last bite of bagel? Because we doggies are going to need some energy to chase those squirrels in the freezing cold today. 



TDB Florida Edition 


Hi there! This is Miss Charlee Puppy reporting on location in sunny Boca Raton. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas around here. Too bad we don't have any snow! Perhaps Buffalo would consider sending some of their mountains of snow to us. 



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www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-terrifying-pictures-of-the-snow-in-buffalo

Important update: At 4:30PM a flock of robins finally showed up to eat the hawthorn berries. What took you so long?





10 comments:

  1. Those dang squirrel dudes...so brash and pesky.

    We are so glad we only got several inches of snow, compared to Buffalo, it sounds like only a wee bit, BOL!
    How are they managing ovfur there?

    Have fun chasing your varmints!

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  2. Keep up the good work chasing those tree rats !
    But keep safe and warm (and well fed) as well
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. You better stay inside and keep decorating for the holidays
    Lily & Edward

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  4. Durn skirrels! Good job barkin them up. But stay warm.

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  5. Darn squirrels are always up to no good! We hope you and Joey shared that bagel, Chester! It looks like Miss Charlee is having a great time decorating for Christmas!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  6. What???? Robins????? Aren't they supposed to fly south for the winter? Maybe those tree rats will become frozen tree rats! Good job, guys! But that's a lot of snow. I never even saw snow before living in Florida... :(

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    1. Sometimes robins stick around for the winter and eat berries. There are lots of wild grapes that grow around here too that birds live on. Never park under a flock of starlings in winter. They will cover your can with purple poop!

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  7. Those darn pesky squirrels - so glad the birds got there on time to enjoy some of those berries.

    Love the cartoons:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  8. Ohhhhh rats of the tree them nasty squirrels, you look like you are having fun doing your guard dog duties, it is really fun to see you do all of those zoomies chasing the squirrels and oh my pugness the air acrobatics of you jumping in the air, bow-WOW! You both look like you are going to sleep tonight! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxx

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