Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Now Lookie Here!

Greetings fellow Earthlings. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your sagacious doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Stephens.



Yesterday evening my ghostwriter and Dad made the epic journey—epic in that I mean driving down routes 390, 490, and 590, and through the Can of Worms, in rush hour traffic!—to visit our favorite miniature human, Ryan. As you can see, he has grown up a lot, and has become quite knowledgeable about things in general. 

Now lookie here! 

It's pizza night.

Pizza tastes delicious, and it’s OK to eat it with your hands. And pizza grease can do wonders for your hair. Make sure you rub it in liberally into your hair before your Mom gets a chance to wash your hands off! 

We give pizza a thumbs up.



My culinary colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens and I give pizza a thumbs up too, even though we don't have thumbs; and we're wondering where the left overs are. 

14 comments:

  1. OMD Ryan is DARLING.... we love his method fur eating Pizza... We think Pizza BONES are the BESTEST..
    Excellent advice about getting the Pizza in the furs.
    WE think that the peeps STEAL our Thumbs an keep em fur themselves.

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  2. Of course Pizza must be eaten with the hands....how right you are Chester.

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  3. Isn't that Ryan a little cutie pieI
    Luffs his pizza eatin' style
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. Ryan is wise to give pizza a thumbs up. We would to if we had thumbs. He sure is a cute little guy!

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  5. Pizza Day today, way to go Ryan. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. That Ryan kiddo is a heavy drinker! Two sippy cups!

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  7. Mom and Dad are having Pizza tonight with Dads coworkers. We will be sure to give her the tip about rubbing the pizza grease in her hair, thanks!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  8. BOL....we think that baby Ryan human is pretty cute...did you try licking his hands for Pizza crumbs???
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  9. Something tells me there were NO leftovers. {Sheesh} Not even a cookie crumb... :(

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  10. Your little human pup Ryan is quite cute - hope he does like ours do and drops you lots of tidbits from his chair:) Now bring on those pizza bones - we love pizza too:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  11. Don't worry about leftovers ..... just have a go at Ryan's face and hands. It makes the little ones giggle and you get quite the feed at the same time.

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  12. Too bad my unfurbor and boss boy were already 'growed up' when I got here, cause my licker would have loved to clean up those digits and visages!

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  13. Saturday is pizza day at our house. Pizza is the bestest!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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