Friday, November 21, 2014

The Unauthorized TDB

Psssst … It's me! Chester! Hi guys! This the unauthorized Daily Bone. 


My ghostwriter is all tired out after working all day, so I said I would write The Daily Bone for her. You all know what happens when I actually write TDB instead of having my ghostwriter to edit it and make it sound all profound and stuff. Things can get a little crazy. OK here goes …

This squeaky toy cost me an arm and a leg!
So did this tennis ball!
But then I got a rebate. 
Bwahahahahahahahaha!






Fart? What fart? We didn't fart. Maybe it was Dad.

And now here's The Daily Bone Florida Edition starring Miss Charlee Puppy:

Hey not so fast!  I didn't put on my make-up yet! 

Oh hi Mom. I did a good job writing tonight's TDB. You just go to bed and don't worry about it. 

                                   

6 comments:

  1. You did a great job! You got growlmy giggling after her as usual hard shift...and Pawppy came home from his visit with his brother, and...put a mountain of laundry in the basket...sigh...those giggles are needed, thank woofs!

    Those funny snow faces were the best, BOL!

    Have a good Saturday!

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  2. Chester yous the best!!!
    I'm very happy to see you got your arm and leg rebate, phew! I was a bit concerned about the ear for a moment!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Excellent piece of reporting Chester...keep up the good work!

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  4. BOL you did a great job Chester. We are happy you got your arm and leg back LOL.

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  5. Wonderful, wonderful!!! Now go have a great weekend.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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