Good morning. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your humble doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Stephens along with my dignified colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens.
This morning we want to inform our fellow bloggers that TDB will not be posting from our current location for a few days. Mom and Dad are traveling to Florida to visit our Jessy and Dan. It's possible that we may get posts from our affiliates in Boca Raton, Miss Charlee Puppy and Emeritus Professor Lane Cat. These should be extremely interesting because they are the chief investigators of paranormal squeaky toy phenomenon, UFOs, the ruthless IBIS terrorists, and weirdo alien invaders. (Cue the X-Files theme.) Jessy is also a big fan of Halloween and is sure to have some eerie and frightening tricks planned for the Trick-or-Treaters brave enough to knock on their door.
Don't worry about Joey dog and me. Our Jason will still be here to take care of us, and even took a couple days off work so that he can spend more time with us and take us on walkies. Hooray!
Please stay tuned. We still have all of today for adventures, and perhaps even a high speed chase! As we speak, a corpulent thug from the Evil Squirrel Cartel has been spotted poking around under the hawthorn tree! Gotta run now!