Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’ll be your doggie reporter today.
My ghostwriter went to the farm market today. She didn’t bring me along because I get over excited when there are crowds of people. Sure enough, there were busloads of little kids running around, she said. Usually she gets corn and tomatoes when she goes there. Yum!
There were lots of big orange things called pumpkins. Little kids are crazy about pumpkins for some reason. Joey dog says pumpkins taste OK. I’ll just have to take his word on that.
She also saw some farm animals: sheep and pigs.
She said one pig was the same size, shape, and color as me, and was digging in the dirt. Hey!!!
Upon coming home, she proceeded to unload the bags of stuff she had bought. There were some delicious looking apples, and corn, and … What the heck it those things?
Well, the apples smell good.
My curiosity got the better of me, so I took one of those funny, bumpy, weirdo things.
It turned out to not taste very good. Bleah!
I went back to my homeland security duties.
I received an apple slice for my vigilance. Now that's a lot better!
Oh, I almost forgot. We saw a couple more of those funny, noisy birdies today! There must be a migration or something.