Monday, October 13, 2014

I Broke My Promise Already!

This is The Daily Bone. Welcome friends everywhere. I’m your vigilant doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Spaniel. 


I know I promised not to talk about spiders anymore. I made a solemn vow because some readers don’t like spiders and get creeped out at my ghostwriter’s photos of them. But … 


… it could have crawled into your slippers! 



How to eliminate a spider: Step 1. Slurp it up with your tongue and roll it around gingerly in your mouth. Step 2. Spit it out and step on it. Step 3. Eat it. 



Look Mom, I caught the spider for you! And I ate it so you don't even have to clean it up! I am a very good spider catcher! 

Here's that site that debunks spider myths in case you missed it last time: 

www.burkemuseum.org/spidermyth/myths/comein.html

23 comments:

  1. Your Mom must be THRILLED. We are very much impressed.
    We don't Love spiders... butt kinda enjoyed your spider series... Just sayin.

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  2. Good job there! Keep those lil critters outta those slippers. Yur Mom wud not like that feelin in there when she slipped her tootsies in.

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  3. I think growlmy is gonna check all her shoes & slippers from now on...Eeuuwwwww!
    I don't think I or my kitty brofurs have evfur nomed on a spidie-snack...

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  4. We like bugs too. We will have to try your three step technique.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  5. Dude we are impressed. I have to say my speciality are flies. I likewise catch them and eat them. Peeps says it is disgusting. How ungrateful. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. When Maddie cat lived with us, we worked together to catch any and all types of bugs and beasties!

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  7. Ohhhhhh, impressive work!!
    Momo & Pinot xo

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  8. I are not one for eating bugs - we let da cats do dat.

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  9. our mom hates spiders! Great job taking care of that one!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  10. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Nicely done! I like eating spiders too!

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  11. that would not be nice to find in your slippers

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  12. Mom says good job on spider patrol!

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  13. Ooohhh what a scary spider. Nice job and I think your mom loves that you clean after you ate the spider.

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  14. OMD...you are the bestest spider catcher ever!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  15. Mmmm yummy. Flies are very tasty too...just sayin'

    Wyatt

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  16. Crikey ..... you didn't eat it did you?? It could have been a funnel web? They're on the move here at the moment and they are deadly. If one of those got in your Mom's slipper and she put her foot in she'd be deaded and if you ate one you'd be deaded. Mum would freak right out if I ate a spider. Good job on protecting your Mom's slippers, though.

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    1. Dont worry. It was a tiny harmless sac spider. Mom usually catches them before I do and puts them outside. We rarely get dangerous spiders around here. I've heard about the deadly ones you have in Australia, though.

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  17. Oh I am so glad you caught him, scary, scary spiders!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PS Do they taste good ?

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  18. Good job, Chester! We hope your mom gave you lots of treats for sparing her!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  19. I would have run for the hills
    Snorts
    Lily & Edward

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  20. Wow! thanks for all the great comments! Maybe I should feature spiders more often, eh???

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  21. Yur spidey made me think of this lil Simon's Cat vid.
    Scary Legs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19jaOSNibkU

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    1. We LOVE Simon's Cat videos! Thanks for reminding us!

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