This is a TDB update, and I'm your happy doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens.
As you know, yesterday was my sixth birthday. We didn't do much to celebrate because my ghostwriter had to go to work again. But today we made up for it.
But first, let's check in with my culinary expert colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens.
|How about a bit of pumpkin roll with whipped cream?|
Next, we put peanuts out on the back yard lawn to attract the Evil Squirrel Cartel. Why would we want to attract these criminals, you ask? The answer is to chase them! There is nothing I love better than chasing a tree rat, especially on such a fine, sunny day! Oh, there's one now! (The beautiful little birdie made a surprise appearance.)
|Let us out!|
There's another one! Notice how fat this squirrel is. I'm sure he's been feasting on bird seeds and acorns all summer!
The blue jays love peanuts too.
Look at these cheeky jays!
|Whoa! Here's that squirrel again!|
I'm going to sleep good tonight!