A Good Barking At

This is The Daily Bone and we are your irate doggie reporters Chester L. W. Spaniel and Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel. Today we have an urgent issue to present: 

Bark bark bark bark bark woof bark woof woof woof woof bark bark bark bark bark bark yip bark! 

Bark bark bark growl growl growl bark woof woof woof growl growl growl yip bark bark woof! 

Woof woof woof woof woof bark bark growl bark growl bark woof woof woof woof woof snarl bark growl bark bark bark bark! 

Rrrrrrrrr bark bark bark bark snort woof woof snarl growl bark bark woof woof woof woof bark rrrrrrrrrrrr growl bark bark woof woof woof woof growl bark bark yip bark yip yip grrrrrrrrrrowl!

Bark schlurrrup woof growl grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl yip yip woof woof growl yip slurp snarf bark bark bark woof woof yip woof bark bark bark yip grrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl! 

Arooooooooo! Bark bark yip woof woof bark woof bark bark woof bark yip yip  rrrrrrrr growl growl bark bark bark woof woof! 

Arrrrrooooooww bark bark bark howl growl grrrrrrrrrrr bark woof woof woof woof woof woof woof whine yip yap yip woof bark bark bark bark bark! 

And if you leave us behind again, we shall scold you a second time!