Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Football Season

Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your humble doggie host Chester L. W. Stephens. 


I am here to remind you that I have a tennis ball. I like to play with the tennis ball. It’s great when someone throws the tennis ball for me so that I can chase it. 


I am sitting in front of the television so that everyone can see me with my tennis ball. 


I don’t know about you, tennis ball, but I think you are a lot more fun than that football game. 


Yup. I’m still here and you can still see that I still have a tennis ball. 


Well, tennis ball, it doesn’t look like anyone is going to play with us because they’re still watching football. Just think of all the fun we could have running around in the back yard chasing a tennis ball. It would be great to be outside in the fresh air chasing a tennis ball, instead of being all cooped up in the house watching a bunch of people you don’t know running around and knocking each other over. 


Oh well. I guess I’ll have to play with my tennis ball all by myself. Have fun watching that boring football game! 


Hello. My name is Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens. I’m sitting in front of the television so that you might be reminded that I’m still wondering if you’re going to sit there all day and watch that football game when there is a perfectly good piece of food on the counter that will probably spoil if you leave it out too long, and that I’d be happy to take care of for you. And by the way, Chester has a tennis ball, which I couldn’t care less about, but wouldn’t mind if you let us both outside to run around in the yard, and then give us a yum yum doggie treat. I’m certain it would be a lot more fun that watching that old football game … 

9 comments:

  1. It is VERY MUCH Obvious that your peeps are OBSESSED with that SILLY Football stuffs... and have NO Idea of the Suffering and Torment this their continued observance of that Nonsense is causing you boys.....
    WE think a PAWTEST is in order.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The peepoles! They nefur pay attention to important stuff!
    Gah!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Crikey .... Football ..... YUK!!! You think you've got problems?? The cricket season is starting here and my Mum and Dad are addicted to test matches. They go ALL DAY not just 80 minutes or so. So unfair!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You mean little chirpy bugs are testing the matches and then putting them on the TV for an entire day?? Somebody had better stop them before they burn the house down! (a bit of doggie logic—just kidding.)

      Delete
  4. Here its baseball of late. Sheesh, why doesn't that ball fall through the TV screen so I can play too?!

    I know your boredom and frustrations, pups...you I do. Peeps nevfur see what they need to see, like us needy pups...who need to go outside, or ant some quality time, or maybe even a good scritch behind the ears...

    ReplyDelete
  5. What's up with the peeps, football over playing ball, outrageous !
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

    ReplyDelete
  6. What a scandal. Football over fun with the tennis ball and food????? Not on pal,not on. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    ReplyDelete
  7. Tennis balls and foodables are so much more important than stoopid old football. That's what we think too!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

    ReplyDelete
  8. Dont worry, pups. Joey and Chester are quite spoiled and doted on most of the time!

    ReplyDelete