Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your humble doggie host Chester L. W. Stephens.
I am here to remind you that I have a tennis ball. I like to play with the tennis ball. It’s great when someone throws the tennis ball for me so that I can chase it.
I am sitting in front of the television so that everyone can see me with my tennis ball.
I don’t know about you, tennis ball, but I think you are a lot more fun than that football game.
Yup. I’m still here and you can still see that I still have a tennis ball.
Well, tennis ball, it doesn’t look like anyone is going to play with us because they’re still watching football. Just think of all the fun we could have running around in the back yard chasing a tennis ball. It would be great to be outside in the fresh air chasing a tennis ball, instead of being all cooped up in the house watching a bunch of people you don’t know running around and knocking each other over.
Oh well. I guess I’ll have to play with my tennis ball all by myself. Have fun watching that boring football game!
Hello. My name is Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens. I’m sitting in front of the television so that you might be reminded that I’m still wondering if you’re going to sit there all day and watch that football game when there is a perfectly good piece of food on the counter that will probably spoil if you leave it out too long, and that I’d be happy to take care of for you. And by the way, Chester has a tennis ball, which I couldn’t care less about, but wouldn’t mind if you let us both outside to run around in the yard, and then give us a yum yum doggie treat. I’m certain it would be a lot more fun that watching that old football game …