Wow! You won’t believe what we found in our own back yard! The compost pile is suddenly covered with mushrooms! It’s amazing! It's spectacular! I have lost count of how many there are!
(Don’t worry, I didn’t eat any of them.) Our ghostwriter said they’re more toadstools, and that they grew because of all the wet weather. However, I think there must be a toad convention, or a big croaking concert coming up if they need that many stools too sit on! As you can see, there are even balcony seats set up along the trunk of the bush.
We’ll be sure to keep you updated on this auspicious event! I can assure you, I'm going to be working overtime in hopes to see this imminent amphibian gathering!
We now return you to the video of the same name in progress.
Look who showed up on the front step! We brought him inside for an interview and photo op, then sent him on his way to the back yard toad stool festival.