Flowers or Us?

Good evening faithful readers. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your lovable doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel along with my cuddly associate Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.

As you can see, we’re in jail! We thought today’s photo session was going to be all doggies all the time. But no! Our ghost writer insisted on going to the front yard to take pictures of silly flowers and bees and stuff.

Look at all the buzzy bees and wasps! How cute!

It's an outrage! 

Flowers …

… or us?

Flowers …

… or us? 

I mean, flowers smell like perfume, and allergies, and sneezing, and itchy pollen, and those bees and wasps can sting, and they're flying around like crazy. We doggies smell like respectable doggies who maybe rolled on a worm or a bird poop, and ate rutabaga peels out of the compost bucket, and crawled under the bushes. We don’t bite … usually. 

Don't you have enough stupid flower pictures yet? 

We’re sure you’ll like us a lot more than those flowers.  I bet if all our readers voted, we’d win. 

Now that's more like it!