Good evening friends and doggies. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your boisterous doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel along with my energetic associate Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
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There was not much going on today, so we doggies took some extra time to practice our barking skills. As you know we are the Double Doggie Homeland Security System. We take a lot of pride in providing this free service to all our neighbors, so we have to keep ourselves in perfect barking shape.
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From this corner of the yard we can see our neighbors across the street; and they're usually outside making a racket in the afternoons. Plus we can see almost the entire sidewalk that borders our domain. Kids are always walking, running and biking past. We have to make a formal announcement of their presence.
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Oh, and today the weather was great! 70 degrees and plenty of sunshine. You couldn't ask for more perfect barking conditions!
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OK. All clear in the north west corner. We're heading over to the south east side now.
Time to man the drive-by window! Don't worry. I never bark at the little birdies on the feeder. But if a squirrel shows up, all bets are off! And that's a memo.