My energetic colleague, Special Agent Chester L. W. Stephens is searching for clues as I speak. Our prime suspect is, naturally, a thug from the Evil Squirrel Cartel. Although, we have spotted an operative from the Conniving Chipmunk Consortium sneaking around the yard today.
|Crawling under every bush.|
|Investigating every corner.|
|Leaving no stone unturned.|
The situation is dire. This year, due to the wet weather, the blossoms on the pear tree were ruined and only a precious few pears grew.
Oh, wait … I think there’s been a discovery. Ladies and gentlemen, and doggies, yes, evidence has been found! It's a partially eaten pear! Yes. In this exclusive TDB photo below, is the last pear of the year! The top part has obviously been chewed by a small mammal.
|Well, no sense in letting it go to waste!|
This has been an exclusive TDB Live News Flash. All the news. All the time. As it happens. This is your humble reporter returning you to your regularly scheduled program.
|Oh, and one more thing: Happy Watermelon Day!|