Good morning friends and fans. This is The Daily bone and I'm your snowy doggie reporter
Chester L. W. Stephens.
According to the weather reports, it's supposed to warm up soon. My chilly colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens and I went out to find and observe this warming trend.
|Winter. The final frontier.|
|These are the voyages of the two-doggie enterprise.|
|Our ongoing mission:|
|to explore strange new worlds,|
|to seek out new life and new civilizations,|
|to boldly go where no doggie has gone before.|
|It is logical now, to give you the conclusion of our mission this morning.|
|We cannot discern any signs of a warming trend. Global warming is a hoax!|
|We'll miss you Spock!|