Hello ladies and gentlemen, doggies and kitties. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your loveable doggie host Chester L. W. Stephens. Today is post number 500! I'd like to celebrate by showing you my first ever TDB post.
This is The Daily Bone, and I’m your humble host, Chester L. W. Stephens, chairman of the Squeaky Party. Glad you could make it today
Today I want to present a section of an interview I had with the national news channel Fox (foxes are doggies too!) in which I was asked to express the views of the Squeaky Party on various important issues. Here are some highlights from this conversation:
Fox: What is your plan for improving the flagging economy and providing jobs?
Chester: More squeaky toys! Increasing the production of squeaky toys will provide jobs and create important items for trade with other countries.
Fox: What about the unrest in the Middle East?
Chester: Send them squeaky toys. They will soon forget what they are so angry about!
Fox: What is your solution to rising gasoline prices?
Chester: Stay at home and play with your doggie.
Fox: What should we do about nuclear weapons?
Chester: Fill the missiles with squeaky toys instead.
Fox: Is there anything that you believe can't be achieved by squeaky toys?
Fox: Some critics might say this is an unrealistic approach.
Chester: What's more realistic than playing with squeaky toys?
And that's a memo.