Thursday, March 19, 2015

Sludge Report 4

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, doggies and kitties. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your determined doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Stephens. 




I'm on the look-out for mud again today. It's fairly cold out and the lawn is frozen. However, the sunshine is warm enough to melt the snow and ice, so there's still hope for mud by March 23. I'm going out to check out the potentially muddy spots.






Only minimally muddy feet for now. 



AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR: 

THE DOUBLE DOGGIE HOMELAND SECURITY SYSTEM

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UPS Delivery Guy Dropping Off A Package At Our Door …


Initiate barking barrage. Full power! 

Bark bark woof woof woof woof woof woof bark bark bark bark!

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark bark woof woof woof!

Woof woof woof woof bark bark bark bark woof woof woof woof!

He's gone! All clear! Good job! 

Snoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk. 

READY AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE!

AND BARKING IS ALWAYS FREE! 


10 comments:

  1. She got a bowl and washed my feet today as they were well muddy. I did not like it one bit and made no attempt too cooperate. Great job of Homeland Security dudes. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. WE gotted BAFFS this day.... and now we are NOT allowed to go play in the BIG pawt of our yard.... SO BOYS... you enjoy the MUD fur US.... OK... Well, at Least until MONDAY the 23rd... then we are pullin out ALL the Stops and Mud and furs and paws... fur a GRAND time... Welcoming In ... MUD SEASON with you...

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  3. We have another rainy day, so there is an abundance of muddy areas in our yard. BUT the Momster is really limiting our outside time:(

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  4. Oh, I have me lots of mud at my place and I am so happy! Mom says its a good thing we have a mud room so she can demud me, BOL! I found the most excellent puddle to walk through this morning!

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  5. I can send ya some mud - we got tons here since it keeps on rainin.

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  6. Oh my darling Chester, you do bark and sing beautifully!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  7. Oh boyz, I wish you mud SO BAD!!! It's so dry here, there is nothin' butt dust. I can't wait till those paws and leggies are all full of GLORIOUS MUD!! Keep us apprised...
    Now, I loves your synchronized barkin' technique! I do the same, though it's just me, so I have to bark twice as much!
    They get the point! the UPS dude said that he was scared of me!! BOL!!! Well, that is the point after all, right? ☺
    I hopes you got a cookie for all your hard work...
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  8. Hey you guys need to meet our UPS dude...he gives me a cookie, Mmmm! But I still bark him away, BOL!

    Our muddy areas freeze over at night too...but there is hope I heard the rain word in the forecast fur the weekend...it should get ovfur to your area I imagine.

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  9. It is exhausting to be so watchful :)

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  10. Crikey ...... you sure told that delivery bloke, aye???????

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