Good morning ladies and gentlemen, doggies and kitties. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your determined doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Stephens.
I'm on the look-out for mud again today. It's fairly cold out and the lawn is frozen. However, the sunshine is warm enough to melt the snow and ice, so there's still hope for mud by March 23. I'm going out to check out the potentially muddy spots.
|Only minimally muddy feet for now.|
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THE DOUBLE DOGGIE HOMELAND SECURITY SYSTEM
UPS Delivery Guy Dropping Off A Package At Our Door …
|Initiate barking barrage. Full power!|
|Bark bark woof woof woof woof woof woof bark bark bark bark!|
|Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark bark woof woof woof!|
|Woof woof woof woof bark bark bark bark woof woof woof woof!|
|He's gone! All clear! Good job!|
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AND BARKING IS ALWAYS FREE!