Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your jocular doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel.
My family hasn’t had time to put up Christmas decorations yet. My ghostwriter has been working overtime, and Dad hasn’t been feeling well. So I will regale you with my rendition of "Oh Tennis Ball." (To tune of “Oh Christmas Tree”)
Verse 1
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything
So round and fuzzy, green and bright. I love you morning, noon, and night
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything
Verse 2
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything
You’re always bouncing down the stairs, and rolling under Daddy’s chair
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, how can you do this to me?
Verse 3
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you drive me to distraction
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you drive me to distraction
'Cause I can never reach you where, you're hiding under Mommy's chair
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you drive me to distraction.
Verse 3
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, wherever do you wander
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, wherever do you wander
You’re hiding under every chair, communing with the dirt and hair
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, wherever do you wander.
Verse 4
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, now you’re not going anywhere
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, now you’re not going anywhere
I caught you and your brothers too, so now I'll keep an eye on you
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, now you’re not going anywhere.
Verse 5
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything
I love to roll you down the stairs, and where you end up I don’t care!
Oh tennis ball, oh tennis ball, you are my favorite plaything.
(Here we go again!)
Ha, ha. Tennis balls are very cool toys. Do you play with peewee footballs?
ReplyDeleteI do have one football shaped doggie toy in my collection, Sam. I chewed the cover off, but it still squeaks!
DeleteI so luvs that song, he, he, he
ReplyDeleteLuvs Freya Rose Blossom X
Oh Chester I luffs your serenading !
ReplyDeleteI'll woof along to the chorus if that's okay !?!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Wow what a fab new Christmas song. We love it. You are a great poet, Chester.
ReplyDeleteGreat Christmas caroling, Chester. Could you send us your email addy so we can send you one of our ecards?
ReplyDeletetheoppackATgmailDOTcom
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
OMD OMD Chester that is a BEAUTIFUL SONG... it brought Tears to our Eyes... SING it AGAIN, Sam... ummm we mean CHESTER.
ReplyDeleteHot Diggity......That should be our new theme song!
ReplyDeleteGreat song! It's gonna go viral, I jus have a feelin.
ReplyDeletePawsome song!
ReplyDeleteWe are singing along. We put ours under the sofa than make baby noises til mom gets it. Then we do it 87 more times
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
That is one pawsome song Chester! We made Mom sing it to us!
ReplyDeleteOMD pawsome ode to the tennis ball. That made us feel all festive. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Crikey .... Zoe got it right. That'll definitely go viral, aye??
ReplyDeleteWhoops!! I forgot ....... Your Dad is not feeling too good. Crikey ... I sure hope he's on the improve, aye??
DeleteThanks Charlie. He's on the mend now.
Delete'Oh tenny ball, oh tenny ball!!!' OMD, nows I have that stuck in my heads!!! I will be singin' that all day!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, I do love tenny balls too Chester!! ☺
I hopes your Pops feels better soon too! Gosh, it's no funs when we have to entertain ourselves, huh?!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Now that is just the bestest song ever, Chester!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
I hope that Growlmy will remember that song, cause I like tennis balls too!
ReplyDeleteHope your dad is almost all better now...sheesh we are so behind here too...