Last weekend our favorite miniature human, Ryan, made the intergalactic journey to visit us on our home planet. After a delicious dinner of pot roast, mashed potatoes, and green beans—Ryan ate his astronaut food—it was play time. To our surprise, Ryan had mastered the technique of crawling! He proceeded to explore the kitchen and dining room portions of our house, and we doggies had great fun showing him around. Lots of photographs were taken to document this momentous occasion. But later, when we were examining these photographs, we discovered something very strange. In almost every picture, we doggies were out of focus and blurry. Joey dog and I have no rational explanation for this, except that maybe it was a paranormal time warp effect due to the proximity of his futuristic traveling device. I recall this happening in association with that magical blinky ball that came out of the heating vents under the house (see TDB Paranormal Experiences posted Aug. 29.)
|Look Ryan, here are the doggie food bowls. Doggie food is delicious!|
|This is the dining room table.|
|You can go around the chairs instead of under them, you know.|
We did manage to capture one photo in which everyone was in focus. Here, Joey dog was proudly demonstrating to Ryan the proper technique for sitting in a grown-up chair. And that’s a memo.