Thursday, May 7, 2015

Two Years Ago …

Hello friends and fans. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your reliable doggie reporter 
Chester L. W. Stephens.


It has been two years since The Daily Bone was first presented as an official doggie blog. To celebrate, this month we're going to show you some of our earliest posts. Yesterday, we were on the subject of Ironing Board Man, who happens to be my favorite super hero. So here is my post from two years ago featuring Ironing Board Man.

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No Ironing Board Man?

Hi everybody and welcome to The Daily Bone. I'm your doggie host Chester L. W. Stephens.

My humans have told me that there is no Ironing Board Man. It's supposed to be Iron Man, and he's a snarky guy in an iron suit who flies around fighting evil. There's a computer thingy inside the suit too, and it tells him all kinds of pertinent information, like his fuel status, the proximity of his foes, and probably if his underwear needs changing. That all sounds kind of crowded and stinky to  me. Kind of like barking in a bucket and then having to smell your own dog breath.

But, you know what? I really like the idea of Ironing Board Man. I mean, imagine how much damage can be done to a villain if a rickety ironing board collapses on top of him, then the hot iron hits him in the head, and he gets buried in wrinkled laundry. That sounds pretty devastating to me! I usually stay far away from the ironing board for just that reason. My crime fighting partner Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens agrees whole-heartedly. The ironing board is one of the most scary things in the house! We're glad it spends most of its time folded up in the laundry room. When one of our humans gets it out and unfolds it, it makes such a horrible clattering sound. Be afraid Evil Squirrel Cartel. Be very afraid. Ironing Board Man is going to flatten all of your twitchy, bushy tails. Bwahahahahah!

Well, anyway, the point of superheroes is to pretend. With all the terrible things happening in the world today, it's nice to think someone with super powers is going to is going to help us out of our worst predicaments. There is no rule anywhere that says I can't make up my own super hero. So therefore, I'm going to write a fan letter to Ironing Board Man, just as soon as I  figure out how to open this envelope. And that's a memo.



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11 comments:

  1. We have an Ironing Board Man here too. He gives the most awful screech when taken from the closet! We run into the other room and don't come back until mom has him under control. He has a cloth with a chicken on it for his cape! Maybe chicks give him his assignments. Probably they peck him and that is why he screeches so loud!

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  2. We're huge fans of your blog even if our lazy mom never help us to leave our comments on time!
    Happy 2 year Anniversary, guys!

    Great to hear you have your own pear trees! The jet was possiblby flying over from our places to your area! Maybe we can meet in pawson one day. :) :)

    Momo & Pinot xo

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  3. Happy Blogaversary, Chester and Joey! We just love your blog!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  4. HAPPY HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY to you Boyz. WE are GLAD that you are here.

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  5. Ha Ha! Mom got out our ironing board man the other night and he kinda freaked Mabel out
    Happy Blogiversary!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  6. We have never seen the Ironing Board Man in our neighborhood, but we have a lot of those outdoor vaculas around that make mega noise!!! Congrats on your two year blogaversary!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  7. Happy 2 year Blogiversary!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory

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  8. Congratulations - a day without the daiy bone is well. like a day without a bone!

    Love
    Abby Lab

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  9. Happy Blogoversary!
    I and my furmily are so glad we met up with you and Joey!
    Your daily bones are great rations!

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  10. Happy Bloggyversary Month Guys!!!!

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