Hello. This is The Daily Bone and we're your erudite doggie commentators Chester L. W. Spaniel and Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
|Hey Joey, what's Dad watching?|
|Just some news show. Go back to sleep.|
|What? They're saying the term "pet owner" is no longer politically correct!|
|The correct term is "pet guardian."|
|Bwahahahahaha! We always thought it was the other way around!|