But seriously, my equally bored, but still handsome and dashing, co-host, Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens and I are here to contemplate why the humans do this yearly ritual called the Oscars, and give such rich accolades to a bunch of overdressed actors. They are no different and special than anyone, other than being skinny, and really good at pretending to be someone else. I guess we doggies don’t understand the value that humans place on entertainment. For us, entertainment is chasing squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits, and birds, barking at intruders, or playing with a squeaky toy. Taking a walk around the neighborhood is great too! We don’t get any award ceremony for being good doggies. We get daily dinner, water, a yard to run around in, a comfy place to sleep, and an occasional new squeaky toy or delicious yum yum treat. In fact, we don’t feel a need for a special award other than a pat on the head or ear scratch for a job well done.