This is The Daily Bone, and I'm your serious doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Sorry we are so behind on things! But we doggies were under the impression our ghostwriter went on an unexpected vacation. I mean she left Wednesday morning with Dad and didn't come back until today! (She smelled really strange when she came back too. Just saying.) But while she was gone, our Jason came over and took care of us, and so did our Joanna. Dad came home in the evenings, but he was really tired.
Well we found out she was actually at a place called a hospital! She says it was certainly NOT a choice vacation destination, and that she was subjected to all kinds of unimaginably unpleasant stuff, including three nights of sleep deprivation and enforced starvation. Apparently the reason she's been so tired lately was that she had something bleeding inside her stomach that she didn't even know about. As much as she wants to show everyone pictures of her bruised up arms, and three pints of blood, and the devil's cocktail she had to drink, and talk about all the stuff you other nurses out there would know about, we'll keep it short. This was all she was allowed to eat the whole time she was there until today:
Clear broth, jello, tea, lemon ice Thursday night. |
Assorted bland snacks Friday night. |
This morning she finally got a good meal! Pancakes and sausage and juice and a banana and coffee, but she forgot to take a picture of it!
Her room had a nice view, though. The moon was out early in the morning.
There were lots of pretty tree tops, and the clouds floated by all day, and sometimes a big jet came down, headed for the airport. Occasionally an old mud dauber hornet flew up peeked in the window.
But she's home now and she's doing all right, and feels a lot better. She'll get to stay home from work for a few weeks too. Hooray! We'll be catching up on reading everyone's blogs tomorrow. Today we're going to do a lot of this:
SLEEPING! |
Yikes, we were wondering where you were, but thought you were just busy with your squirrel patrol. We are so sorry to hear about the Ghostwriter's experience. We hope she will take it easy at home for a while and heal well.
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Yikes, I bet she are glad to be outta dere!
ReplyDeleteThat is definitely not the kind of vacation that Ghostwriter needed! We are sending her lots of healing vibes and AireZen! Take good care of her, Chester and Joey.
ReplyDeleteOh dear! That sure doesn't sound like a fun vacation for your Ghostwriter. We will cross our paws that she heals well. You two will be great nurses for her now that she is home.
ReplyDeleteWe are glad your mom is better and hope she does not do a repeat of that vacation!
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Murphy & Stanley
OH NOES! I thought Ghostwriter was just busy with her workables and takin' a bloggie break! Oh dears! I am sooooo glads that she is feelin' betters, and she is able to eats delish foodables again, butts you guys keep an eye on her, and gives her lots of slobbery kisses and gentle snuggles (if you needs some slobbers, you knows I can send you some...hehehehe). Sendin' her lots of healin' vibes and POTP and AireZens!!!
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Ruby ♥
That vacation doesn't sound like any kind of fun at ALL. I'm glad your mommy is back home and eating real food again. See that she takes lots of naps, you can show her how!
ReplyDeleteWe are sorry to hear that Ghostwriter was not feeling well. WE surely hope that the hospital got her all fixed up and will soon be feeling much better.
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
My Mom does NOT like the Horse-Spittle at ALL. I hope they can fix what is making your Mom feel bad, and I hope at home, with you she gets lots of love and rest.
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My Mom does NOT like the Horse-Spittle at ALL. I hope they can fix what is making your Mom feel bad, and I hope at home, with you she gets lots of love and rest.
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Oh dear, your poor mom. We hope she is feeling better soon!
ReplyDeleteOh oh - Mom's going in hospital is never good. Our Mom had bleeding ulcers and know it is no fun
ReplyDeleteWe had no idea your mom was not feeling good.
ReplyDeleteWe hope everything is back to normal soon!
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Yes I am named after Astro from the Jetsons cartoon.
Mom says I am a crazy boy.
xo Astro
Welcome to The Daily Bone, Astro! We're usually more up-beat around here, but things will get back to normal soon.
DeleteWelcome to The Daily Bone, Astro! We're usually more up-beat around here, but things will get back to normal soon.
DeleteDear Mom, sending you lots of luffs and hugs, so sorry to hear you're poorly
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Princess Leah xxx
So sorry that your mom has not been well. It's rrruff to be in the horsepital! We hope she is getting better every day. Thanks for visiting my blog and come over any time!
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Louis Dog Armstrong
Crikey ...... I haven't been around either and missed this. My Secretary's eyes are crook so we are a bit slack around here but we do try to keep up as much as possible. BUT ..... WE MISSED THIS!! Oh No!!!! Please ghostwriter feel better real soon, aye?? Those hospital joints are the pits or so Mum says. She reckons they always starve you because even the food they do give you is AWFUL and you can't eat it anyway. AND the ghostwriter is used to good food as Joey always shows us. Oh I'm so worried for her. Please get better soon!!
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