Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your innocent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. And NO, I didn't trample the poppies!
As you can see, I walked very carefully behind them!
Those dark purple irises? The wind and rain knocked them down. But I see ghostwriter managed to prop them up with a stick.
The peonies are in the front yard, and out of my jurisdiction. If they fall over, it won't be my fault.
So I can truly say I haven't flattened any flowers … lately.