We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this fast breaking TDB news flash.
I'm your puzzled doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Look look look look! Joey dog has my squeaky toy!
Can you believe it?
Joey dog is playing with a squeaky toy. I thought he didn't like squeaky toys.
I'll just wait until he gets tired of it, and then … yoink …
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