Hi there. This is The Daily Bone and this is your humble doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Spaniel. Today we get to make up our own crazy holiday!
That's an easy one for me and my erudite associate Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel!
|I propose it be National Squeaky Toy Day!|
|Bwahahahahahahaha! We never would have guessed that!|
|Well, what do you propose Mr. Smarty Pants?|
|National Lick Your Feet Day!|
|Bwahahahahahaha! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!|
|Laugh all you want. I'll have you know, I've got the cleanest feet in the house!|
|How about National Spy on a Squirrel Day?|
|International Zoom Day!|
|It's Stand in the Yard and Bark at Nothing Day!|
|Zoom around and Bark at Passersby Day!|
|National Give a Meatball to Your Doggie Day!|
|Maybe ghostwriter has a suggestion.|
National Pooper Scooper Appreciation Day! Best invention in the world!
|You HAD to ask, didn't you.|