Thursday, July 17, 2014

The Aliens Are Here!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you an important TDB doggie news flash. I’m your worried doggie reporter Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens. My colleague Chester L. W. Stephens is too distraught to even sit still!


An unthinkable thing is going on in our own house at this very minute! A van pulled up in our driveway and an alien came out. Our ghostwriter says that the van has some identifying symbols on it that say: Empire Heating. OMD, could it be the Evil Empire from Star Wars? We doggies are currently locked inside our ghostwriter’s office for our own safety, but from what we can hear, there is obviously a serious breach in security taking place.


We barked and howled and whined as loudly as we could to no avail. And then weird noises started coming up through the heating vent.

Bang clang clunk bang ching varooooom bang ting ting ting
Bark bark woof woof bark woof yip yip yip bark
Against our better judgement, our ghostwriter slipped out of the room and tried to take a picture of the aliens. Look at all these mysterious alien tools!

Strange alien tools!

Here's a sneak picture of the alien Empire van. 



I stared out the office window to see if I could see or smell anything else that might give us a clue as to what this is all about. But I guess all we can do now is wait. We will be sure to let you know what happens. Please stay tuned.

Update 12:45PM

This is your faithful doggie reporter Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens with a news update. The aliens have left the premises!


Chester and I were released from our confinement and raced downstairs to do our post invasion security check. 


Then we rushed outside to be sure our borders are secure. We picked up some strange scents in the laundry room by the furnace, and outside around the air conditioner unit. But there was no sign of the aliens. 

Whew! That's a relief! 
This is your humble doggie reporter for The Daily Bone, where you can expect up-to-the-minute reporting on all doggie events, signing out. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

2 comments:

  1. Good job doods. I hope evfurrything is ok now that those durn aliens are gone.

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  2. Crikey ..... I sure hope those alien blokes are gone for good. Seems like they were up to no good, aye??

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