Hello ladies and gentlemen and doggies. I’m your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens and this is The Daily Bone.
Oh no! A Polar Vortex is coming! In fact, it’s already here! We’ve had weeks of hot, humid weather, with almost daily violent, scary thunderstorms, and torrential rainfall. Even our good friend Angus says there have been terrible thunderstorms every day where he lives in North Carolina. Here he is below sitting on his human’s lap during a particularly noisy one. (Perhaps he had a sip of that beer to calm him down.)
Now today, it’s a lot cooler out. If this keeps up, we might be shoveling snow by next week! Perhaps I’d better put in a call to Ironing Board Man, because it will take a super hero to stop the advance of this evil Polar Vortex thing. (Wow, and I thought the big problem was global warming!) We’d better get ready for the big freeze. I checked the doggie bowls and found they were empty! Oh no!!!
My knowledgeable associate Doggie Chief Inspector Comestibles Division, and founder of the Yum Yum Coalition, Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens confirmed my finding. Whatever shall we do now? It's the end of the world (again) and our doggie bowls have nothing except crumbs in them!
This is an important doggie news update:
|Our humans filled up the doggie bowls, thank goodness! Yum!|