This is The Daily Bone and I'm your delighted doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Dad brought in the mail Saturday afternoon, and there was a package. It was postmarked from the UK! I knew right away it was for me!
There was a card inside from my dearest Princes Leah! Wow! And there was not one, but two squeaky tennis balls! My favorite!
I was so happy and excited, that ghostwriter could hardly get a good photo of me.
I played with them all day! Of course, you know, tennis balls are naturally quite capricious. They tried to hide under the furniture. I kept Dad pretty busy moving things for me.
I sang many songs to them. One I hid in my doggie bed in the corner. the other one I took a nap with.
I'm a happy doggie!
Thank you thank you thank you! I love them! It was so kind of you to think of little old me on the other side of the Pond! You're the greatest, dearest, most thoughtful, and beautiful girlfriend a doggie could ever have!