Joey said that the next thing I’d have to do to run for president of the USA is to raise lots of money. Indeed, it takes a large amount of money to travel from town to town, and hire big convention centers and stadiums and auditoriums to make speeches at, and print signs and make TV ads and trash my opponents. I checked my squeaky toy storage facility, and yes, I think I have enough squeaky toys to pay for a massive multi media promotion and tour of our great country.
Here’s a new toy I just got! You see? I’m great at fund raising.
My ghostwriter also has a huge stash of squeaky toys that I am not allowed to touch. I took one off the shelf once when I was a puppy, and got yelled at. But I would think she might be persuaded to contribute a few to my worthy presidential campaign.
Perhaps my favorite miniature human, Ryan, would contribute some of his vast array of high tech squeaky toys to my campaign. Here he is getting ready to drive around in his intergalactic sports car. It takes some shrewd financial investment management to be able to afford one of these! I think I can even convince him to be my campaign financial manager.
|So do you think I should tell him that squeaky toys are not considered legal monetary tender in this country?|