Dirty Politics Part 2

Hello loyal fans. Thank you for tuning into The Daily Bone. I’m your patriotic doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel chairman of the Squeaky Party.

As I said in my last blog, I have to decide if I want to run for public office this Fall, or wait until 2016 and run for president. I think I would make a great president of the United States of America. I mean, I’m enthusiastic, and handsome, and have great ideas about how to run this country and create world peace. I’m energetic and boisterous. I’m a natural at any photo op. In fact my ghostwriter says every time I see a camera I feel compelled to make a speech.

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My campaign manager Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel says the first thing I’d have to do is dig up some dirt on my opponents. Wow! I’m great at digging up dirt! But I’m not quite sure what to do with the dirt after I dig it up, but I can dig a lot of it!

Look at all this dirt I found! 

Well, this is certainly going to take some more deep thought and serious contemplation. 

Perhaps I’d better sleep on it now. Good night.