Good afternoon. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your interested doggie host Chester L. W. Stephens, chairman of the Squeaky Party. With me is my curious colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens founder of the Yum Yum Coalition.
First off, we’d like to give an invitation to all our human readers to send us photos of their pets and other animals that affect your lives. As you know, The Daily Bone never discriminates between animals. He have featured doggies, cats, turkeys, geckos, birds, shrews, and even wasps from the American Pollen Worker’s Union. Along with photos, tell us a little bit about your animal friends. Do they have special jobs? Have they done anything remarkable or funny? Do they have an interesting personal history? Do they like squeaky toys and yum yums? Do they have opinions on current events? Our human writer can take almost any picture and bit of information, and make it into a wonderful, funny, meaningful story about how animals make your lives better. So please, don’t keep us in the dark!
Speaking of keeping us in the dark, we’d like to comment on the Affordable Care Act controversy that has taken over the news lately. We are not going to bash it or praise it. However, we wish the public was made aware of exactly how this thing would work before it went into effect, rather than finding it all out afterwards. Instead of all that fighting between Democrats and Republicans for the last few years, they could have spent the time examining it in an open and honest way, and then worked together to make it function to everyone’s benefit. Shame on all of you politicians! You need to go sit in the corner with your tails down and think about all the time and money you wasted on your demagoguery, obfuscation, and prevarication. And that’s a memo.