Hello everyone. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your concerned doggie commentator
Chester L. W. Spaniel.
It seems that suddenly Fall is here. One day it's a sweltering ninety degrees, and the next day it's fifty. But, as the saying goes here in Western New York, if you don't like the weather, just wait a minute. Of course, the humans have yet another weird tradition for celebrating the commencement of Fall: pumpkin spice latte. Blah. I still have no idea what's so great about it, and neither does ghostwriter. She's not a fan of sweetened flavored coffee. Why don't you just have a regular cup of coffee and a piece of pie?
Here are ten reasons why we are so over pumpkin spice latte season:
1. Um, sleeping is better? |
2. Seriously, why would you spend over $5 for a drink of something when there's perfectly good water in the toilet bowl that is absolutely free? |
3. Because after pumpkin spice latte season comes Christmas shopping season, and that means you'll make me put in silly costumes like this. |
4. Pumpkin spice latte is fattening. |
5. Yum yum crunchy meatball doggie food has all the nutrients you need for a long and healthy life! |
6. Because you're way overdue for buying me a new squeaky toy instead of that silly drink! Bark bark bark! |
7. Because you're in such a hurry to go out and get one, you forgot to take me for a walk! |
8. Who needs all that artificially flavored sugary sweet stuff when you can have delicious all natural pears right from the tree? |
9. But all in all, we're going to go with sleeping as a better alternative to pumpkin spice latte. |
10. Yup. |
How did this get here? |
Finally, here's our favorite singing duo, the Trout Fishing in America guys,
with our favorite song for the season:
Proper Cup of Coffee
with our favorite song for the season:
Proper Cup of Coffee
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