Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your humble doggie host, Chester L. W. Spaniel, along with my esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
It seems that suddenly Fall is here. One day it was a sweltering ninety degrees, and the next day it was fifty. But, as the saying goes here in Western New York, if you don't like the weather, just wait a minute. Of course, the humans have yet another weird tradition for celebrating the commencement of Fall: pumpkin spice latte. Blah. Here are ten reasons why we are so over pumpkin spice latte season:
|Um, sleeping is better?|
|Seriously, why would you spend over $5 for a drink of something|
when there's perfectly good water in the toilet bowl that is absolutely free?
|Because after pumpkin spice latte season comes Christmas shopping|
season, and that means you'll make me put on silly costumes like this.
|Pumpkin spice latte is fattening.|
|Yum yum crunchy meatball doggie food has all the nutrients|
you need for a long and healthy life!
|Because you're way overdue for buying me a new squeaky|
toy instead of that silly drink! Bark bark bark!
|Because you're in such a hurry to go out and get one,|
you forgot to take me for a walk!
|Who needs all that artificially flavored sugary sweet stuff when you|
can have delicious all natural pears right from the tree?
|But all in all, we're going to go with sleeping as a better|
alternative to pumpkin spice latte.
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