Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your earnest doggie reporter Chester L. W.Spaniel.
My ghostwriter got her new knee yesterday, and now she's home. My Jason human decided to come and stay with me at my house while ghostwriter and Dad were at the hospital, so I didn't get to go to his house and meet Xerxes the kitty cat.
Ghostwriter smelled really funny when she came home. She said it was hospital smells, like disinfectant, and medicine. She has a big bandage on her knee and a lot of pain. She's tired and grumpy too. Worst of all, she didn't bring me her old knee so that I could use it as a chew toy! But she said the doctors laughed when she told them my request! Well, I didn't think it was unreasonable. It would be better than throwing it in the garbage!
But in spite of this, I'm trying to be a good boy and keep her company. She's been ordering Dad around a lot too, but he doesn't seem to mind.
That's all for today. Ghostwriter is falling asleep at the computer!