This is The Daily Bone and I'm your doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. Today we're going to feature a post from one year ago.
Hi there. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your humble correspondent Chester L. W. Spaniel. Today we get to make up our own crazy holiday!
That's an easy one for me and my erudite colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
|I propose it be National Squeaky Toy Day!|
|Bwahahahahahahaha! We never would have guessed that!|
|Well, what do you propose Mr. Smarty Pants?|
|National Lick Your Feet Day!|
|Bwahahahahahahaha! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!|
|Laugh all you want. But I'll have you know, I have the cleanest feet in the house!|
|How about National Spy on a Squirrel Day?|
|National Zoom Day!|
|It's Stand in Your Yard and Bark at Nothing Day.|
|Zoom Around and Bark at Passersby Day!|
|National Give Your Dog a Meatball Day!|
|Maybe ghostwriter has a suggestion.|
National Pooper Scooper Appreciation Day. Best invention ever!
|You HAD to ask, didn't you!|